Well I suppose if it's a nice mouldy sandwich...

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In May I pushed danceswithgary in the mud (-17 points). In April I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Saturday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, j_bluestocking (-5000 points). Last Wednesday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In August I gave delariafic a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5728 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, javana12

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I bring fic! Well a ficlet. But hey I actually wrote something! (although honestly I should probably be doing my optoelectronics report... as you can all guess this is so much more interesting)

Anyway onto the fic!

Title: Banana Muffins and Other Homey Smells...
Genre: Doctor Who
Pairing: est. Ten/Jack
Rating: pg
Length: short - 1400 words...which is an accomplisment for me.
Timeframe: After LotTL's in DW and end of Season 1 in Torchwood - we'll just pretend at sometime in the future Jack's gone travelling with the Doctor. Mostly cause been in Australia a)we're not going to get to see the 2nd season of Torchwood AT ALL!! and b)They haven't even shown the Christmas special of DW here yet... sometimes life is just so unfair.
Summary: Jack's been an idiot flirting again. Or has he?

( Banana Muffins and Other Homey Smells... )

Hi!

Um, this was a present for jen_in_japan for her birthday. Sorry its late I've been in the middle of exams. (For the record lecturers should NOT give out only hand written notes if they've got bad writing...and I'm not difficult here I'm talking undiscovered ancient dialectic...it makes studing not exactly easy)

Anyway for the record I'm not a writer, and this is my first story posted here so um, I hope you enjoy. (please review. Dear God Please!)

Fic: The Problems With Cookies
Pairing: Clark/Bruce
Rating: G
Warnings: cookie-angst, complete fluff
Summary: Its Bruce's birthday and Clark's idea for a present is not going well...

Link: ( The Problems With Cookies... )

I hate bugs.... well actually mostly i'm indifferent to bugs (except cockroaches, roaches and I have a...deadly...relationship) but I really do hate spiders. They freak me the hell out!

Why am i saying this?

I just had the worst scare EVER! Mum and I had gone shopping (Sales people!) and just as we parked this fricking big huntsmen(It's one of Australias biggest spiders, one of the very few non-poisonous ones but its big and fast and hairy and it bites and... ok i'm frecking myself out) anyway just as we parked this gaint spider drops done onto my windshield (as big as my palm people AS BIG AS MY PALM!!!!)

So I'm there screaming my head off which my mum finds hilarious, as this stupid BUG runs off somewhere... now here's the embarassing bit... I made my mum get out of the car to make sure the spider wasn't above my door before i even contemplated opening it.

Myfamily think its hilarious but it disappeared into my car somewhere and DAMn It I'm too scared to find it and I won't drive my car until i do...

(My very nice (and hot!) neighbour Shawn is now looking over my car (...he's gay, damn it!).

...having a phobia sucks... *goes off to sulk and hide from the spider infested car.*